May 2013
14 posts
“You can’t do drugs everyday, but also humans aren’t supposed to eat steak.”
—Riff Raff (via yourdailyriffraff)
“I go to shop at stores that you have to pay an entrance fee to go inside then you slide down a water slide to the merchandise realm.”
—Riff Raff on Twitter (via yourdailyriffraff)
“It’s a terrorist, because the syrup holds you hostage.”
-Riff Raff, commenting on his new “syrup ice chain”
“With my numerous versatile skills I can only do so much before I expand to other shit.”
—Riff Raff (via yourdailyriffraff)
“…been opening my shit up with a Gucci can trap opener.”
—Riff Raff (via yourdailyriffraff)
“When I was 18, I started thinking fuck school.”
—Riff Raff (via yourdailyriffraff)
“90% of my success is fueled by the way humans treat me so badly.”
—Riff Raff on Twitter (via yourdailyriffraff)
